Two Jokes Today
May 15, 2008 11:19:34
Joke no. 1
Teacher: Rahul, can you locate America on this map?
Rahul: I"m sorry, sir, i cannot.
Teacher: Then stand up on the bench.
Rahul: Will I be able to see America if I stand up on the bench?
Joke no. 2
Salesman: "What do you use to clean carpets?"
Housewife: "I have tried everything, but I still find my husband best."
Do you have any jokes ... you can share them for everyone.
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