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Welcome to the somewhat unofficial website to vote Eric T. Cartman for class president in 2008. The purpose of this site is simple. To make sure that no one else but me wins the election for Class President... especially Stan or Kyle. So if When I am elected class president I promise to do the following things.Longer recesses for everyone. Salisbury steak will be for lunch everyday Homework wil... Read More
My qualifications are plenty to run for class president. I have been a viable member of the South Park community for over eight years now. Here are a few of my qualifications and accomplishments.Leadership QualitiesUnlike Stan & Kyle, I have proven leadership qualities as I have shown in the past. I have been a successful member of the South Park police force on a couple occasions. I have b... Read More
Polly Prissy Pants:Eric is a perfect gentleman. He always gets me tea whenever I ask him to and always has my best interests at hand. Eric is so strong, and smart, and everybody likes him. Eric is the best. Eric has rescued me several times since I've known him. I think Eric would make a terrific Class President. Eric, is a perfect gentleman and he is smart and kewl. Clyde Frog:Eric is kewl... Read More
There are some that say I am cruel. Some think that I hate the Jews, that I commit hate crimes against blacks, that I like to watch cripples fight, that I make kids that piss me off eat their parents, that I pretend to be a retard so I can win at the Special Olympics. Well let me tell you that was the old me. The new Eric T. Cartman has changed. Deep down I have realized the error of my ways an... Read More
There are many reasons to make your vote for Cartman in 2004. The first reason of course is because I'm hella cool. The second is because I'm not Stan or Kyle. I am studying very hard for this and will do the best job that I can as your Class President.I have spent much of my life in politics. In fact through a nearly tragic turn of events I ended up having a flashback and witnessi... Read More
South Park has been nominated for the Emmy Award for Outstanding Animated Program six times (1998, 2000, 2002, 2004, 2005, and 2006). So far the show has only won once, for the 2005 episode Best Friends Forever. On April 5, 2006, it was announced that the show had won a Peabody Award. This is the third Comedy Central show to win, following two awarded to The Daily Show for its 2000 and 2004 pre... Read More
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