My Campaign Pledge Jul 15, 2007 01:07:56 Welcome to the somewhat unofficial website to vote Eric T. Cartman for class president in 2008. The purpose of this site is simple. To make sure that no one else but me wins the election for Class President... especially Stan or Kyle. So if When I...
My Qualifications Jul 15, 2007 01:07:51 My qualifications are plenty to run for class president. I have been a viable member of the South Park community for over eight years now. Here are...
Endorsements Jul 15, 2007 01:07:34 Polly Prissy Pants:Eric is a perfect gentleman. He always gets me tea whenever I ask him to and always has my best interests at hand. Eric is so st...
My Life Jul 15, 2007 01:07:22 There are some that say I am cruel. Some think that I hate the Jews, that I commit hate crimes against blacks, that I like to watch cripples fight,...
Cartman commonly acts against the other boys. Cartman frequently rips on Kyle for being Jewish and Kenny for being poor. His rudeattitude often causes conflict with the other boys. At times, he proves himself a remarkably capable businessman and leader. Cartman sometimes serves as a mouthpiece for some of Parker and Stone's more extreme social commentary (three times he has dressed as Adolf Hitler). He loathes hippiesabove all else (Die Hippie, Die depicted his career as a 'hippie exterminator' ). Cartman is often referred to as a "fatass" by his friends, especially Kyle. In the earlier episodes, Cartman would respond by saying, "I'm not fat! I'm big-boned!", "Don't call me fat, god damn it!", or, during the Christmas episodes, "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."
Cartman's erratic and devisive behavior is perhaps explained by his unorthodox upbringing: he lacks a father-figure, and his mother (Lianne Cartman) is an intersexual and an acknowledged "crack whore". She was once pictured on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine, and has appeared in German "scheiße videos" with the boys' school counselor Mr. Mackey. Liane spoils her only child with gifts and food, always conceding into his many irrational demands; She is the only person with whom Eric shares a mutually-affectionate and loving relationship.