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Chuck Norris once visted the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.

Playgirl magazine once asked Chuck Norris to appear naked in an issue, Chuck laughed at the opporunity saying “there isn’t enough paper in the world to contain my bearded member”. He then killed the editors simply by unzipping his pants.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth\'s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris\' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the
probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and
unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized,
Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn\'t stay mad and admitted he should
have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of
the month.