Dear Fucker HOMie,

You are my fuckin' friend,
And I hope you fucking know that's true.
No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you,
I will be fuckin' there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.
To lend you a fuckin' hand,
To do a fuckin' good deed.
So fuckin' just call on me,
Whatever the fuck you need.
And I'll fuckin' always be there, Cause I give a fuck!
Luv ya bro!!