You want to give me money. You want to. You gave that fuck with the bell outside Walmart $2, but you won't give me $5,798,204? . . . Cheap bastards.
About Me: Worship Foamy! I am an active member of the Foamy Card Cult, a member of the church of Foamy, and a master of Squirrel-F.U. karate-style shit. ☼WoooPAH!☼ See? Ninja, mother fucker. I'm that bad.
And you may one day hope to be, too! After, that is, you FEAR AND WORSHIP /H\IS SQUIRRELY WRATH!