One of the best things about Vitamin Water besides the great flavors and celbrity endorsements are the funny sayings on the side of each bottle.
So here is a colection of the stories on the sides of Vitamin Water bottles. Check the news section?for more.

XXX
c'mon, get your mind out of the gutter. we only named this drink XXX because it has the power of tripple antioxidants to help keep you healthy and fight free radicals. so in case you are wondering, this does not cost $1.99/minute or contain explicit adult content or anything considered 'uncensored'. it has not gone wild!!! during spring break nor will clips of it be passed around the internet like a certain hotel heiress. and it has never been seen live or nude, but is definitely au naturale


Essential

Ah, orange juice commercials. funny stuff. mom cheerily prepares some huge breakfast while the rest of the family sleeps. Sure this could happen, but every morning? please, maybe if mom were heavily medicated, in which case, we would'nt condone operating a stove or any electrical appliance.
for those of us who don't live in an orange juice commercia, there's still away to get your morning nutrition. this product has calcium and lots of vitamin C, so you can get you day started right, minus the whole steppford wife thing.