Police say someone has been stealing the aluminum bleachers at the District's old McKinley High School in Northeast.

You know the drill. Your aluminum bleachers or your life.

Most thieves want all your money and credit cards.

Some want all your aluminum bleachers.

Most thieves are in it for the easy money. Some are in it for the easy aluminum bleachers.

Most thieves carry a weapon. Some carry a saw.

Most thieves prefer to strike quickly. Some are in no such position to be speedy, not with a saw, a truck and rows of aluminum bleachers begging to become scrap metal.

Most thieves like to work under the cover of darkness. But D.C. police ...